Happy Birthday Born This Way Ball!
It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit
is this how I am going to be remembered?
I’m British and sympathise with whoever had to go through these traumas
I KNOW HOW THE BOUNTY GUY FEELS A BOY IN MY CLASS IS LIKE HIM
i apologise to the kettle when i heat it and then forget about it
SOME GIRLS AT MY LUNCH TABLE ARE TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR
“WHAT’S TUMBLR?” “IT’S A PLACE WHERE YOU POST PRETTY PICTURES YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET”
SHE’S BRAGGING ABOUT HOW SHE’S TUMBLR FAMOUS BECAUSE SHE HAS EIGHTY FOLLOWERS I’M CRYING
this made me smile haha, they look so happy :)
THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG
i call bullshit
You say you wrote this and accidentally handed it in to your teacher, but why did you write fanfiction on paper? It’s more difficult to edit and it involves the effort of typing it up. It’s unlikely you’d write fanfic for yourself, and you’d probably want to share it.
You also wrote your name, date and class in the corner. The handwriting and pen is the same as that used in the text. Giving way to two possible scenarios:
A) You wrote it at the same time as you wrote the fanfic in question. Showing you either intended to purposely hand it in, or fabricated the entire story.
or B) You wrote it at the top of page at a later date, in class in a hurry to hand it in. Coincidentally you wrote it with the same pen and with no variation in handwriting. If this is the case, it’s highly unlikely you would have not looked at the paper before you handed it in.
Finally, the handwriting gives us a clue to your crime. It is extremely messy and quite disjointed at times, as if the writer was not used to writing in a non-joined style… or if they were trying to conceal the similarities between the handwriting.
There are also small clues that link the handwriting of the student to the handwriting of the “teacher”, such as similarly proportioned t’s and e’s. The teacher’s handwriting seems to be unnatural too. Teachers are often messy, but efficient. The constant deviations in style and the awkwardness of writing indicate this is not someone who writes frequently in this style. Anyone who has tried to imitate handwriting will know it is difficult, and this seems to indicate the writing is not native. In addition, the teacher also spelt reading wrong. All the signs seem to indicate a forgery.
i-sold-my-soul-to-the-tardis may not be as innocent as we once thought.